Member review

It seems today, all you see, is violence on movies and saxophones on Tv. But where are these good old vaules, which we used to rely!

Because there's always a Gru's Guy!

(The end, but except not really).

So Despicable Me The Third. It's a movie that I've remembered watching in cinema and got an mechanic plush like Minion. I didn't realised its almost 8 years old and its the same one I bring it to cinema to see Despicable Me 4. He's my Minion Jesus.

But without any more nonsense , let's get over it:

So the opening starts Bratt, an 80s star aka the og Ryan's World. As he cause war crimes and cause mass violence, he influnce children around the world (which they'll become 40 year old man children) but unfortunately Bratt become the nerd worker from the Simpons.

Hollywood rejected him, cause he ugly. Soon he and Tube Heroes is a failure and born as a failure. So 40 years later, he ended up like Chris Chris and paln to steal the diamond.

Good grief! Minions you killed Nemo's dad and they didn't feel remorse of their action! You bas- (Beep)

As the bubble gum ship go off, Gru says this line: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

But he gets to the ship anyways but Bratt gone Think Of It because Gru reminds of he's trauma.

Gru:"Oh, that's right. You were! But then you got cancelled!"

So Bratt full go on KSI mode but Bratt uses he's secret weapon and make Gru go naked. You not a BAD boy Bratt, your a NAUGHTY boy-

Oh he escapes.

Sponser Time!:

I forgot that every movie must have some food, without it. Your going have a pretty boring time and it's just 7mins in the movie.

Today's Sponser is. Lunchly...

What idiot design this thing? Leonard. Did you pick this?

Leonard:"Mmm, its so good."

Sponser over:

And DAM why are the Minions with the most Hear Me Out characters ever.

Rounds Bottom is now retiring and replaced by Miss Valerie da Vinci aka the worst nose I've ever seen (get used to that by the way).

So Gru got his as kick but the gorls celebrate their mission with soup, I mean I'll get that over Lunchly any day.

Mel, the best there is.

Side note: Dr Nefario is mention for a second, WHY?! Why do the best characters get sideline, I'll never forgive this Illumination! Also I'm watching it in Apple Tv and with the Subtitles on, every time a Minion speaks ,it speaks in Minionese. The Lore, I need to know the Lore!

But minions doesn't like Gru anymore because he's not like bombs and GET OUT!

In France at that night, honestly I thought this is Donald Trump but Nikocado Avocade and I'm just distracted with his two bouncey personalities. But he became Shed 17 and give birth and a baby Bratt was born again while playing take on me, ironic moment.

But as Gru tells Lucy that he has been haunting this man stuck in the 80s and I'll admit it's kinda cute. But we worst nose design number2 as he was looking for Gru. Gru finds out KSI stole the Diamond The Minecart and Agenes stoled her Unicorn? I'm sorry what? I have no idea what they are going for, is it a sign Agenes is maturing? That doesn't makes, Alex the Lion is right. They make stuff as they go along and they make it not so fresh.

Until you! Fritz and soon he's own mom give Gru an extentional crisis by saying he has brother Dru. Also he's own mom is swimming with diving instructors ;-;

As they get to Dru's house, the pig Gunter really likes Gru for some reason.

Gunter:" Come over and stroke my di-"

Brother Dru! Oh brother!

The Gru says this:"She's 12. She looks 12 and will always be 12."

(No character ages in any film and its uncanny)

Meanwhile, Bratt is outrage and plan to go Think of it mode to get revenage on DanTM and finally cancelled him on Twitter.

Bratt: "Evil Bratt is a masterpiece. Does no one value true art anymore?" Yeah I'm looking at the comapny.

Gru is conflicted about Minecrat terrorists but Dru wants to embrace it like he's father did.

Lucy and the gorls in the cheese festival. Margo ended up eating Wallace's Wensleydale but I forgot Agnes is still a brony and wants to find Princess Twilight Sparkles, in The Wild.

Dru steals candy b ecause why not and I swear the joke a man dip he's cheese in he's tea is like Minion where the biritsh huy drinks tea while reading the news.

Minions are now real criminals and now in a dance show singing Take Revenage.

The part 41:01, the Minions are on to something...

But they ended up like Kermit and getting arrested by the police. God these Minions are more meaner then litteral any one on god's planet.

The Minions on the back look like in love, okay I'm addgressing the elephant in the room. Every Minion loves each other at this point and the someone behind the scenes is up to something. But Mel remembers how great is Gru and he loves Gru. SO do Minions.

So we get a video og clip of Evil Bratt and that's about it.

Bratt:"Gum one, gum all."

So Agnes is trying to make a rant why MLP gen 5 sucks but THERE SHE IS! Twilight Sparkles..

Is a goat and Agnes just wnats to keep it as a pet, oh thank goodness I thought she's going into the jar.

So the two characters play in a movie being played by the same actor. tries to steal back the Diamond Minecart.

But then we are cut back to Wallace's and Margo romantic love gets rejected, do you not know what pacing is movie!

57:54 So okay, even without the meme in context this is actually a funny scene, like Dru's a$s is about to get laid.

Minions escaped (expect one loser, so HA!HA!) and that's about it. Would you look at that we are just 30mins left now.

So anways Gru and Dru sucessfully stole the Diamond Minecart so Dan is not cancelled, hooray!

But as Gru and Dru gets conflicted by going their ways-

WAIT A MINUTE! Lucy is Bratt and stole the gorls and The Diamond Minecart.

So KSI build an Prime drink mech to destroy DanTDM.

Leonard! Why did you sponsered Lunchly in the first place!

Leonard: "Cuz its so tasty-"

Your fired!

Its up to gru and Dru to stop KSI with lights, camera and Prime! Also, there is a gag Agnes scream is so powerful it can break glass without hitting it, lore goes too deep.

Minions tried to break bubble gum but failed. Gru is about to turn into marshmallow but Dru pulls out the mech's, Flux Capacitor? Huh.

Why did Bratt used it and why did he used it for laser, its for time travel not for a little light bulb that blinks.

Leonard: "Laser Envy."

Bratt is full on nostalgia modeand acts like a complete psycho. Man the action scene goes hard. Now Bratt is strip naked and I can't believe they slide that in. Man Illumination can't let go the adult humour. So the day is save and DanTDM and Dr Trayaurus can do their Tv shwo where Trayaurus become stone!

The movie ends with pillow fight and Dru and Minions are dress in white. Oh god this feels wrong when Minions wears white.

Final Thoughts: So that was Despicable Me 3.

Like it might sounds like I liked the movie (this is just a dumb commentary). But for really its not a good one, there are a lot of problems that holds it back for me. I'm not going to echo everyone's words here but man this movie has just have too man plot lines going on: Gru and Dru, Agnes finding the unicorn, Minions as criminals and Bratt. Literally the only important revelant plotline is Gru and Dru is the title poster and Bratt's plan.

Everything else is filler, however I'm pulling an Schaffrillas Production move here and that's because in he's Blue Sky ranking, he said Rio is the better movie but Rio 2 is more entertaining to him. I see he's point that he'll rather watch Rio 2 but its the far worser film then Rio. That's how I feel about Despicable Me 3.

The animation is fine, it has it's creative moments visuals but it has the Illumination art style. You know, the overly, unnecessary, detailed texture on every cartoon character's skin.

It's not good but I wasn't bored of it. Bratt is the biggest highlight for me. Trey Parker perfectly capture his madness and oozing with personality. I adore his aesthetic being a guy stuck in the 80s and I think the movie perfectly capture his personality. I think the concept and ideas is neat, Dru as he's lost brother. It's the pacing of the movie is the problem.

I'll rather watch Despicable Me 3 then 4 because at least the the actors and actress give pretty good energy which I didn't expect and yes I've just change my opinion.

So that's Everything I got to say!