Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)

Gnomeo and Juliet is an amazing adaptation of William Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet (see what they did there), except instead of people who strive for social status...its gnomes who pride themeselves on their flowers. To explain further I have made up this totally brand new and frankly, amazing prologue. Two households both alike in pretty flowers, In fair Verona Drive where we lay our scene, Where an old-ish grudge breaks to new mutiny, and civil blood makes civil gnomes a bit muddy, From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of garden crossed lovers nearly get smashed, With their misadventured piteous overthrows, do with their near death experience (:O) bury their parents strife (:D) The fearful passage of their death marked love (not) And the continuence of their parents rage, Which, but their childrens end nought could remove, Is now the two hours traffic of our stage.......... so be quiet or you'll miss it!!